1. Why a piping hot cup of coffee does not appear at my bedside every morning upon my waking.
2. Why I even bother going to Economics when I’d rather pull out each of my finger nails one by one.
3. Why for the love of God, I cannot get laid.
think I wanna start a new blog that’s just a chronicle of how desperate I am to hook up with someone who’s somewhat normal, appealing, and sexually capable.
entry 3: today I looked through the facebook group of my residence hall and failed to find a single potential candidate.